Savor the Best Steaks in Town

At Shit Steaks, our mission is simple: serve the best damn steak you’ll ever eat. We use only the absolute best, locally sourced prime beef—hand-selected every single day to guarantee unmatched quality.

Each week, we host an exclusive series of dinners: ten tables a night, serving just twenty guests across four tightly executed services. The menu changes weekly, built around carefully selected cuts of beef, Michelin-level sides featuring ingredients from our own home garden, and appetizers and desserts crafted to the same standard. Every plate is designed with thought, preparation, and precision, and every guest leaves with the same promise—no shortcuts, no compromises.

We believe every dollar you spend should go into the food—the quality of the beef, the freshness of the produce, and the craft behind every course. At Shit Steaks, you’re not paying for chandeliers, leather booths, or steakhouse pretension. You’re paying for exclusivity, attention to detail, and the best bite you’ll find anywhere.